Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Alexander Amarandus van Bokkelen on September 13, 2009, 11:41:06 PM
Not a caption, but true facts:
I have led multiple pilgrimages to the North-American Turtle-Boy Love Association (NATBLA) statue. At one time, it was a fountain. My Twitter username is in honor of the NATBLA statue.
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Taweret on September 13, 2009, 11:44:17 PM
lol, dork. <3
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli on September 14, 2009, 02:18:20 AM
Jimmy wasn't the brightest boy, and when someone mentioned 'Riding the Pony' this is what he tried. He couldn't find a horse....
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Sam Kinkade on September 14, 2009, 05:24:25 AM
For when sports go to that level of extreme that a cup just isn't enough! Protect yourself with our patent pending Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard! Available at a store near you! Warning: Improper use of Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard may lead to genitalia maiming or castration. Use with caution only after reading all instructions and consulting your doctor.
or, for those who remember the old cartoons
Raphael finally reveals to his fellow teenage mutant ninja turtles the reason for his bad attitude, and bares the scars of his childhood.
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Garret on September 14, 2009, 04:38:33 PM
"Why are the Croatan always getting fucked?"
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Carter Heyward on September 15, 2009, 09:20:36 AM
"Turtle Soup Step 1"
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Erik Bridge on September 15, 2009, 12:06:44 PM
WORST ... RODEO ... EVER!
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Ryan McKenna on September 15, 2009, 04:50:44 PM
Snapper Brand Condoms, anything less just makes sense.
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: PEBE on September 15, 2009, 07:12:28 PM
..an homage to Native American Hazing
Title: Re: September Caption Contest!
Post by: Ryan McKenna on September 17, 2009, 04:22:47 PM