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Offline Taweret

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September Caption Contest!
« on: September 13, 2009, 11:04:56 PM »
FTW! This will run until we're bored, and the prize will be whatever Marc thinks is good.


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Offline Alexander Amarandus van Bokkelen

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »
Not a caption, but true facts:

I have led multiple pilgrimages to the North-American Turtle-Boy Love Association (NATBLA) statue.
At one time, it was a fountain.
My Twitter username is in honor of the NATBLA statue.
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Offline Taweret

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2009, 11:44:17 PM »
lol, dork. <3
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Offline Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 02:18:20 AM »
Jimmy wasn't the brightest boy, and when someone mentioned 'Riding the Pony' this is what he tried. He couldn't find a horse....

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 05:24:25 AM »
For when sports go to that level of extreme that a cup just isn't enough!  Protect yourself with our patent pending Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard!  Available at a store near you!
Warning: Improper use of Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard may lead to genitalia maiming or castration.  Use with caution only after reading all instructions and consulting your doctor.

or, for those who remember the old cartoons

Raphael finally reveals to his fellow teenage mutant ninja turtles the reason for his bad attitude, and bares the scars of his childhood.
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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 04:38:33 PM »
"Why are the Croatan always getting fucked?"

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 09:20:36 AM »
"Turtle Soup Step 1"
Cuius est solum, eius est usque ad coelum et ad inferos.

Offline Erik Bridge

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2009, 12:06:44 PM »
WORST ... RODEO ... EVER!

Offline Ryan McKenna

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2009, 04:50:44 PM »
Snapper Brand Condoms, anything less just makes sense.
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Offline PEBE

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2009, 07:12:28 PM »
..an homage to Native American Hazing
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Offline Ryan McKenna

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Re: September Caption Contest!
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 04:22:47 PM »
When Shadow Lords met the Croitan.
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