Author Topic: I now officially HATE all movies (Read 10534 times)

Ryan McKenna · « **on:** May 02, 2009, 05:32:37 PM »

In the past two weeks I've been forced to watch that god awful piece of shit Twilight and last night... I had to suffer through over an hour of something even worse. So whos up for nuking L.A. with me?

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:38:42 PM »

*petpet*

Why would you willingly watch Twilight? After all that we've Mocked it!

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:49:15 PM »

Willingly nothing. I was bribed with fun and frolicking of the perverted kind. That kind of suffering should be classified as torture and made illegal under the Geneva Conventions.

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:54:17 PM »

I agreed to go see that movie under the condition that I didn't have to pay for it. I was expecting to get an hour and a half or so at staring at a very attractive woman on a screen.

And then Bella wasn't even attractive.

That movie had no redeemable qualities.

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:56:50 PM »

It made me die a little inside.

Garret · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2009, 05:57:27 PM »

Sure it did! Â Remember that scene when Bella finds out he's a vampire? Â And he tells her? Â And she's not afraid?

It was genius! Â Pure genius. Â It was touching.

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:04:15 PM »

....

*Leaves the pack*

Garret · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:07:21 PM »

But... I know what you are!

Your skin is like diamonds! Sparkly diamonds!

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:09:18 PM »

..... *stabs Tom in the throat*

Alexander Amarandus van Bokkelen · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:10:41 PM »

I don't know if I'd want to have sex with someone who tried to bribe me with sex... Â to get me to watch Twilight.

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:11:51 PM »

There is not good enough sex on the planet to trade for sitting through /that/.

Garret · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:12:22 PM »

*gurgle gurgle* Bella,

*gurgle* I love you... *gurgle gurgle*

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2009, 06:15:50 PM »

In all fairness the sex was worth selling about an hour or so of my life.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:42:07 PM »

Hey, at least I saw Shoot 'Em Up on Friday.

Yay! Mindless violence!

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:04:01 PM »

-cries at still having not seen the quintessential Glass Walker film after Blade Runner.-

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:54:03 PM »

So we could start an argument thread about which tribes are embodied in which movies!

Garret · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:03:25 PM »

Quiet, Dances with Wolves...

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:10:41 PM »

We could but the die hard Fury players would hate us for listing off lesbian porn flicks. OR all those shitty Lifetime made for TV movies.

For the Red Talons of course there is Air Bud and Old Yeller.

Silver Fangs get that one scene from Joe Dirt where he has the chick say shes his sister during sex.

Garret · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:12:43 PM »

Haha. Fianna=Fern Gully

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:14:07 PM »

No, they can have Train Spotting. Most of the characters are Irish and Scottish.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:30:25 PM »

Hmmm, I thought the Fury movie of choice was the one where the Furies argue about who gets to be Thelma and who gets to be Louise......

Cog's get Dude, Where's my Car and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Three guesses why and the first two don't count.....

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:31:13 PM »

Rob Roy!

No, Wendigo don't get Dances With Wolves, they get Black Robe or Thunderheart (maybe Last of the Mohicans, but only for Chingachuk kicking Magua's ass, Russell Means and Wes Studi: this is why you don't piss off Elders, folks)

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2009, 09:51:19 PM »

No Wendigo like knives to much. You get West Side Story. HA suck it!

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:27:17 PM »

Is there a Puerto Rican Tribe?

Striders get Memento, cause they're all freakin' lost.

Bone Gnawers get Repo Man, cause they can only afford generic beer.

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:34:46 PM »

..... I know a fucked up one for the GWs should ever they fall to the Weaver.... Repo the Genetic Opera.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:04:36 PM »

Get of Fenris get Henry the Fifth, cause it's Shakespeare's most violent.

Shadow Lords have Grifters, cause they never know who's doing what to who....

Uktena get From Beyond, cause they mess with things they REALLY shouldn't.....

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2009, 09:14:08 AM »

Quote from: Corbin "Zero" Woods on May 02, 2009, 09:51:19 PM

No Wendigo like knives to much. You get West Side Story. HA suck it!

Wendigo definitely do not get Romeo and Juliet: The Musical, thank you.

Actually I think we should leave Shakey out of it, simply because it's too easy.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2009, 11:21:42 AM »

And on that note.

'When I was going to school, all my friends learned to fight watching kung fu movies. Me, I learned to fight watching West Side Story......'

'Well, he gets beat up a lot, but he's really well choreographed!'

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:13:23 PM »

This is why not to include Shakey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwbB6B0cQs4

Mike · « **Reply #29 on:** May 04, 2009, 08:45:41 AM »

Ones I can think of.

Black Fury - Cold Mountain
Bone Gnawers -
Children of Gaia -
Fianna - I agree Transpotting
Get of Fenris - Apocolypse Now
Red Talon -
Shadow Lord - Usual Suspects
Silver Fang - LOtR Two Towers
Stargazers - Neverending Story
Uktena -
Wendigo -
BSD - Hostel

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #30 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:15:43 PM »

Glasswalker, which isn't even on Mike's list, is Swordfish

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #31 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:37:52 PM »

Ooo! Ooo!

Bound is a good one for Furies!

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #32 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:54:40 PM »

Yes, but it also could apply to Shadow lords.....

Mike · « **Reply #33 on:** May 04, 2009, 02:07:26 PM »

Coggies ..... Milk

Erik Bridge · « **Reply #34 on:** May 04, 2009, 02:55:57 PM »

I have to disagree with Trainspotting for the Fianna. We don't do heroin as a rule, and we don't swap football tapes for sex tapes. I'd have to say Boondock Saints or War Dogs for the modern time, The Patriot for the Revolutionary War time. If anybody says Far and Away, I will hunt you down and hurt your soul!

Black Furies can have Kill Bill
Maybe Drugstore Cowboys for the Bone Gnawers.
Children of Gaia Dazed and Confused
Get of Fenris Either Romperstomper or 13th Warrior
Glass Walkers Blade Runner
Red Talon they don't get one, it'd be to insulting
Shadow Lords could do Syriana or any other polotic movie
Silent Striders Run Lola Run
Silver Fangs Eastern Promises
Stargazers Hero
Uktena Thunderheart
Wendigo Ravenous

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #35 on:** May 04, 2009, 03:06:51 PM »

Erik, it's the wrong tribe and area for Uktena for Thunderheart. That's a Wendigo movie all the way. Even movies about Apaches or Navajo are Wendigo as far as I am concerned. Smoke Signals is a better Uktena one, I think. Maybe Jim Jarmusch's weird Dead Man as well.

Arianna_Fireau · « **Reply #36 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:31:28 PM »

I like Black Furies and Kill Bill :-D

Erik Bridge · « **Reply #37 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:55:17 PM »

I just figured that because it takes place in the south west and all of the mystical stuff, it seemed to fit better. I didn't base it on tribe.

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #38 on:** May 04, 2009, 08:00:08 PM »

Thunderheart isn't set in the Southwest, it's set on the plains, in South Dakota. The rez in the movie (Bear Creek) is a stand in for Pine Ridge.

Erik Bridge · « **Reply #39 on:** May 04, 2009, 11:04:42 PM »

Oh, I must have been confused with where it was filmed, Santa Fe New Mexico.

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #40 on:** May 05, 2009, 12:41:55 AM »

Glass Walkers: also could get Shoot 'em up, Johnny Mnemonic, Tears of the Sun, Wall Street
Wendigo: well they can have the movie called Wendigo
Uktena: Hell Raiser, Candy Man see the pattern of screwing with shit you shouldn't forming here. Except in all fairness there aren't that many hot chicks in the Uktena.
Bone Gnawers: Kids, Red Dawn
Black Fury: -shudders for this reference- Enough
Coggie:
Shadow Lord: Hamlet, Othello
Silver Fang:
Fenrir: Platoon
Red Talon: Homeward Bound, Cujo, some other movie whos title i can't recall about dogs that eat people
Silent Strider: that one with Mike J. Fox and seeing the dead guys n shit.
Stargazer: Hell Raiser

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #41 on:** May 05, 2009, 07:57:46 AM »

Quote from: Corbin "Zero" Woods on May 05, 2009, 12:41:55 AM

Silent Strider: that one with Mike J. Fox and seeing the dead guys n shit.

Frighteners.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #42 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:58:01 AM »

Frighteners is more about Mage and Wraith, though I can see how the Striders would get caught up in it.

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2009, 12:04:42 PM »

Thanks, I knew it had a title something like that but I wasn't sure.

Know what Danny, fine then. Striders get Ghost Dad and Sixth Sense.

Carter Heyward · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2009, 12:28:47 PM »

Just about any road movie too.

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #45 on:** May 05, 2009, 01:27:16 PM »

Hmmmm. Is there a Road movie with ghosts? That would be cool....

Ryan McKenna · « **Reply #46 on:** May 05, 2009, 01:31:03 PM »

A shitty one but yes there is.

Erik Bridge · « **Reply #47 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:03:25 PM »

How about Easy Rider, that could be a good one

Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli · « **Reply #48 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:46:48 PM »

Nah, Easy Rider is cool. Striders are lame....

Mike · « **Reply #49 on:** May 06, 2009, 06:58:22 AM »

Does Fear and Loathing count?

nah it doesnt

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