Rage Across the Cape
Out of Character => OOC Discussion => Memorable Quotes => Topic started by: Mike on March 20, 2009, 01:18:38 PM
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Trying to open someone's eyes that they're a slut
"people know my name because im popular not because they moaned it"
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If that was the case, then I must be an uber slut because at least half the town of Bridgewater knows who I am. That and it is a pretty common italian name. At least one in every immediate family for me.
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You've made half the town of bridgewater moan?
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" No, though that would be an accomplishment. Most likely one not to brag about. The fact that they know who I am."
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that qualifies as popular not slut
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" Does drunk and high count. I get a lot of customers like that when I work the overnights. Almost sounds like they are moaning when they call my name."
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lol Ive never seen someone try so hard to be a slut without being a slut
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Not trying to be, but at least I don't get around right? have to feed me and take me out before I do anything first. Though I believe that would make me a whore instead.....
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Hmmm, I wonder if I can start all my conversations with Joe using the phrase "Joe, you ignorant slut," from now on....
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People moan my name all the time, but it's usually in response to a joke.
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I suppose it is not any better than being known as The Stomach.
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lol Danny
No a Whore is only a person who receives Money for a sexual act.
Buying them dinner and booze to get in their pants just proves the person ios an easy mark, and probably a slut.
As someone who has been asked how much I cost, there has to be an exact dialog on money transfer to be a whore.
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Well I guess I am not a whore then.
Although, the way our economy is going, I believe that other forms of payment other than cash might be practiced.
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Well Uktena Whores take beads
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Im kinky, but not that kinky Mike. I prefer restraints. I guess I will be ignoring the Uktena whores.
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TO EB
no i wasnt linking you to a slut get over yourself.
NATIVES TRADED BEADS FOR CURRENCY you jackass
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*wipes brow* thought this was a thread about me. *laughs*
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Why would there be a thread for something so obvious?
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You get a howl for that.
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well some people need the obvious pointed out to them. like darryl hes getting senile in his old age.
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Hey, leave D-Money out of this. :P
*Shank*
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joe what sport you think we're playin... robbin people?
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Yes, yes we are.
::gets out his du-rag and his prison shank::
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word dawg
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Jay you're a slut and you know it.. so :-p
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i wasnt denying my user friendly attitude.
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Is that why they call sluttiness nowadays lol
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yup...
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:P
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=p
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I think I'm the innocent one of the two of us jay lol : :P ::)
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thats not in question. after all you don't do one night stands and i do.
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Shows how much you know
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just going on what you told me while we were dating lune. anyway, yet another thread i win! woot!
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*eyeroll* Tard lol
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A wise man once asked me if I could solve the problem by stabbing it.
*Shank*
Discussion over.
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its why im the theurge...
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*chuckles*
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its why im the theurge...
So you can have your user friendly attitude be the first solution instead of stabbing?
Gaia forbid a little brood of half-spirit Corbins running around!
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If you can get uktena whores with beads can you buy GW whores with LED's?
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Not sure if I would want my Glasswalker whore becoming a light display. Might distract from the task at hand.
Plus how can you chloroform them when they blind you?
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I don't know. GW's are pretty ugly what with all the cybernetics. maybe being blind isn't a bad idea. Sides GW's ain't too bright, just gotta use my patentented foolproof pick up line: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Ive been asked to clean up my post a little because I have somehow offended EB, even though I think I could look at her shoes and offend her I will make an attempt to clean it up.
When I said "no i wasn't linking you to a slut get over yourself", I really meant to say while I think you are bat shit crazy and should not be allowed out unsupervised I certainlly do not think you are a whore and at least I hope you are not because it would dim my already low opinion of whores.
When I said "you jackass" I really meant that I cant believe I am wasting yet another precious moment defending my words against your crazy insane head. I really wish you would stop thinking about me, I'm hot I know but I think its time you move on EB its just not gonna work out between us. I already had one crazy bitch in my life and adding another would just make me an enabler and thats not something I would strive to be.
Hope this is cleaned up enough
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*FLAILS*
Umm... Can I lighten the mood by letting it be known that Mike was talking to me in the original quote, from a lighthearted conversation. Evidently, upon closer inspection, I am a slut :P
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Mike... you're a good friend, but you're an ass.
Marc... you're a slut- no doubt about it. :p
Me? I'm just perfect... so there.
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i might be an ass but truth hurts and i hurt asses
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So I take it that your the one who wears the pants when your in a relationship?
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He wears them in our relationship. I'm already barefoot and cooking him dinner most of the time!
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That is impressive. I got to find me a woman to that would in the kitchen and cook for me.
Though I have been improving in my culinary art skills lately.
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You really are only barefoot and in the kitchen because you prefer not have to your house burnt down...
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Wow, that is a topic I do not think I even want to touch. Not even with an eleven foot pole :: holds out the Munchkin card::
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Joe this sounds like one of the jokes we tend to tell doesn't it.
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Only between the hours of 10pm-2am. That is when being nice stops.
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Yeah.. this subject is one that's been touched alittle too much lol :p
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touching is great though...... yeah....
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*Shank*
There, you have been touched................................. with a shank to the kidneys.
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*mind keeps slipping deeper into the gutter than it origionally was*
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I'm sorry, those flashbacks to you working at MiraBar are a little distracting.. what was your point again, Mike?
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Haha! Hey, remember when they had the Underwear party while you were working there? Or was that Pride? At least they weren't tightie-whities.
And anyone that wants to hear some horrific things, ask Mike what it was like to be the designated bead hander-outer at the Mirabar Mardi Gras party. :)
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That was awesome, if only to see Mike's ewIdonteverwanttoseethatinmylifeagain face...
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before or after the eye ball bleaching.
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You'll have to ask Mike that, since I heard this well after the event in question.
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Big difference Joe and Marc
Ive see horrible things
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you've done them
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Isn't it great how a silly little thread that this has been getting so much attention. Nice to know that we can have fun and have a sense of humor.