It's only fair that, a day or so after mocking Mike's computer, mine decides that booting is for commies and queers, and just won't do it.
Exactly how I ended up with a capitalist heterosexual computer, I don't quite know, but that's not the issue here.
In another hour or so, I'll call Apple's tech support and see if the extended warranty is still active. *crosses fingers* In the meantime, I'll be scarcer on the boards and slower to respond as I have to use this funny keyboard and get PC germs all over me. *shudder*
Oh, and share with my husband. Yeah yeah yeah.