Battle Crys

[Erik Bridge]

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Howls-the-Broken-Wind:
Hark! Who is that, striding along the wasteland! It is Howls-the-Broken-Wind, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!"

Erik Bridge:
Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the icy wasteland! It is Erik Bridge, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you so hard, you will polymorph into a maraschino cherry!!!"

[Rikki Waterman]

had to do skull smasher, Robert wouldnt have one

Zang! Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Skull Smasher, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"

[Erik Bridge]

Here's Robert's:
Rampaging out of the plains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Robert! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!"

[Rikki Waterman]

thats not bad

[Arianna_Fireau]

Arianna:
Stalking along the steppes, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Arianna Fireau! And she gives a spectacular bellow:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

I would do Strikes but... You know...

[Carter Heyward]

ZOMG! So in- and appropriate all at the same time!

Zang! Who is that, running through the hotel lobby! It is Calvin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

[Ten Buck Tim]

Running along the freeway, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Ten Buck Tim! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"