So today, I was down in the GLBTA pride center, checking in with the homo troops, and there was a new guy there named Ricky. Upon further conversation, it was discovered that he was both gay and an "eskimo", or rather a member of the Eyak tribe. He is one of our exchange students from Alaska State University majoring in Native American Arts, as his father is a master totem carver.
...it made me wish my Wendigo was still alive...