September Caption Contest!

[Taweret]

FTW! This will run until we're bored, and the prize will be whatever Marc thinks is good.

[Alexander Amarandus van Bokkelen]

Not a caption, but true facts:

I have led multiple pilgrimages to the North-American Turtle-Boy Love Association (NATBLA) statue.
At one time, it was a fountain.
My Twitter username is in honor of the NATBLA statue.

[Taweret]

lol, dork. <3

[Johnny 'The Judge' Machelli]

Jimmy wasn't the brightest boy, and when someone mentioned 'Riding the Pony' this is what he tried. He couldn't find a horse....

[Sam Kinkade]

For when sports go to that level of extreme that a cup just isn't enough!  Protect yourself with our patent pending Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard!  Available at a store near you!
Warning: Improper use of Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard may lead to genitalia maiming or castration.  Use with caution only after reading all instructions and consulting your doctor.

or, for those who remember the old cartoons

Raphael finally reveals to his fellow teenage mutant ninja turtles the reason for his bad attitude, and bares the scars of his childhood.

[Garret]

"Why are the Croatan always getting fucked?"

[Carter Heyward]

"Turtle Soup Step 1"

[Erik Bridge]

WORST ... RODEO ... EVER!

[Ryan McKenna]

Snapper Brand Condoms, anything less just makes sense.

[PEBE]

..an homage to Native American Hazing

[Ryan McKenna]

When Shadow Lords met the Croitan.