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[Justin Northwood]

For those not on the IC/OOC Garou lists, I thought this was fantastic...

From: Jacob Hoffman's Hijacked Email Account
Subject: Help & A Favor.......................................Jacob Hoffman

 I really hope you get this fast. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Manila, Philippines for a program. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had.

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a loan of $2,950 USD or whatever you can afford to spare me from you. this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of any assistance. Please, let me know soonest.

Thanks so much.
Jacob

From: Someone Hilarious
Subject: Re: Help & A Favor.......................................Jacob Hoffman

Jacob, I am happy to help you return from the Philippines.  I have not yet learned the gift of creating a Moon Bridge, but I will be glad to arrange for transportation home.  I understand how it feels to be stranded in a strange land and am always glad to help a worthy brother under Gaia.
 
I know that this response is late in coming, especially since you have been hacked, but if you are still injured, I can request the help of a friendly water spirit to aid in healing as well as provide transportation.  I was also hacked last weekend, but I was fortunate that they were all clean cuts and healed well.
 
Your brother under Gaia,
Jakob Himmelfarb