The Official Garret Thread

[Arianna_Fireau]

*after the sprinklers turn on for the first time*

"ITS RAINING FROM THE GROUND!!!!"  Garret screams, fairly panicked, having noticed the sprinklers, but never dreaming that THIS was their function.  In a blind panic, he runs off to the gates.

[Soothing Rain]

  I think pretty much everything that comes out of Garret's mouth is worth being put in here.

[Arianna_Fireau]

Not a Garret-ism so much as a Tom-ism, but I thought it was worth quoting:

[Insert Tom's SN here]:  of all the people I thought I'd attack first, James was kinda ta the bottom.

[Arianna_Fireau]

[Insert Tom's SN here]: The Get once went to make Forseti,
Don't skald yourself, you'll get all sweaty
He made Rotagar sauce,
and told us all off,
He got modi and we had to Godi.

Yeah, you're all jealous

[Soothing Rain]

Here's another one:

"His brilliant plotting had finally paid off.  There was an ear scratch.  If dull homid hands were to be given one function by Gaia, it would be be ear scratching.  Garret lost himself for a moment, dazing off, mesmerized by it, and smug.  With genius such as his, he would single handedly be Righ of the Nation.  First ear scratches, then the world."

[Arianna_Fireau]

Ari: Garret.. Are you CRYING?!
Garret: Yeh- I think tha's what you call it.  Its almost better now.  The same thing happens to me arm pits when I run around a lot...

Tom... You're /insane/ but I love you.