Brody's Mom

[Justin Northwood]

This was ok'd by Mike, just so everyone is aware



Picture Brody's mom as Grandma Ida, as portrayed by Cloris Leachman in a recurring roll on Malcolm in the Middle.  If you are not familiar with the "Grandma Ida" character, watch the first two minutes of this episode of Malcolm in the Middle, for the complete multimedia Vladimira experience.

Quotes from the scene (she's brutal):

"Let me in!  I am ya muzzah you ungrateful magar!  I brought you into zis vurld, and I can mos zertainly remove you from it like prostii from my shoes!"

"Whats ze mattah?  Do you not love your mazzah anymore?  You are an ungrateful pig... juss like ya fazzah!  Zenventy-two hours I vas in labah vith you...  Zeventy-two hours I struggled to push zat giant head of yours out of my Lemmatizer!"

"So I suppose you vould prefer zat I be a bleeding-heart coggie sympasizer jus like ya fazzah!  Vell I vill not!  A child who is to grow up to be a varrior of Gaia must not be coddled!  Clearly, you are still a child!"

[Garret]

It was so good...

[Alexander Amarandus van Bokkelen]

Brody's mom, has goot it goin' on...

[Arianna_Fireau]

She's all he wants and he's waited for so long? o.O