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Warning: Improper use of Snapping Turtle Crotch Guard may lead to genitalia maiming or castration. Use with caution only after reading all instructions and consulting your doctor.
or, for those who remember the old cartoons
Raphael finally reveals to his fellow teenage mutant ninja turtles the reason for his bad attitude, and bares the scars of his childhood.