Movie Spoiler - "Twink"light

[Mike]

Soooooo
I went on a Christmas Date last night and I saw Twilight
Now let me just say I usually can watch any movie, I survived Mariah Carey's Glitter.  I'm not a movie snob and will watch virtually anything and be entertained.  This movie was horrendous.

I liked the action parts and some of the concepts were cool
The dialog was extreamlly retarded.  It was a movie full of bad pick up lines.
The movie was filled with twink vampires who werent even that all attractive.

No Fangs?  WTF

Emmy kept referring to the movie as Saprkly Vampires.
I thought she was just using the term to refer to cheesy teenie bopper vampires.
OHHHHHH nooo they are in fact sparkly when they go in the sun.
I was excited when he said you have to see me in the sun, I'm like finally we get to see the pretty boy turn into a demon
Then he stepped in the sun and at first I didn't even notice a change
Then I looked closer and saw they looked like a Shot boy on Firday night all covered in glitter
I mean the least they could do is show me their junk or give me a test tube shot

The movie was bad and I think I fell asleep a few times.

But the Date went well at least haha

[Thoth]

It sounds like you went on a date with Emmy?

Are you two playing Will and Grace now?

LOL

[Mike]

No we already decided That Im Grace and Emmy is Rosario

anyways it wasn't with Emmy lol

[Taweret]

Oh, no. Oh NO NO Marc is Rosario. I'm still Grace, you bitch.

[Mike]

NO No we decided that Marc is Will, Im grace, Mary is Karen, Tom is Jack, and you're Rosario
It was voted on

[Justin Northwood]

I concur with Mike...  Our Will & Grace parts have already been established.

[Taweret]

Yes, they were. I don't know when this vote happened, but I had no part of it. I'm not even a main character! I'm the housekeeper of a secondary character!

[Mike]

but you can be married to Tom