Because this came up over the weekend just gone:
The rest was:
Marko: Again thee prove thy wit so dim, taking as thou did, the word of some beggar'd whore a penny whose fancy purchas'd
Ferd: A penny whore? Nay, I assure thee thy dam would ne'er fetch so grand a fortune, not 'less she were to set her fees by weight of measure
Marko: Mayhap thy vision so cloud'd by demon rum, thy shiny penny pleas'd only thine hand